Three questions. Two minutes. A speech they'll remember forever — written in your voice, with the stories only you would know.
Names, how you know them, and one story only you would know. The more specific, the better.
Funny, heartfelt, or both. We'll match cadence, length, and what's appropriate to the room.
Personalized, paced, and ready to read aloud — yours in under 90 seconds.
Highlights are the personalized bits — the names, the stories, the inside jokes. Yours will look very different. That's the point.
For those who don't know me, I'm Daniel — and I've had the unenviable job of being James' best friend since we were eleven years old, when he convinced me to climb on the roof of our middle school. I've been getting him into and out of trouble ever since.
The first time James told me about Priya, it was over terrible coffee at LaGuardia at 6 a.m., and he was supposed to be telling me about a work trip. He spent forty-five minutes on her instead. I knew right then that the man who once spent an hour debating which sock was the left one had finally found someone he was sure about.
What I love about them — and I do, even as I'm standing here pretending it's only him — is that Priya makes James five percent more serious and James makes Priya five percent more ridiculous, and somewhere in that exchange they became the best version of either of them.
[ … the rest of the speech runs about 4 more minutes — closing toast and all ]
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